even if im not horny im still pretty horny

(via pizza)


the first step to robbing a bank is picking out a cute outfit

(via pizza)

  • me: *wakes up*
  • me: wheres my phone
  • me: *rips off blankets*
  • me: *hears loud thud*
  • me: there it is


i can’t even pick my favorite song what makes you think i can pick a college

(via andrewquo)



I find that squeezing balls really helps my anxiety

You know I could have worded this a lot better huh

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people get so caught up on one small thing they don’t like, like their nose or something

things like salt and baking powder go into a cake and those things are gross alone but the cake is pretty damn delicious

this is the best fucking thing I’ve ever read

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  • it’s okay for you to like skinny girls
  • it’s okay for you to like skinny girls with big boobs and a butt
  • it’s okay for you to like curvy girls
  • it’s okay for you to like heavier girls
  • it’s totally okay to like thighs or thigh gaps and big boobs or small boobs and big butts or little butts
  • what’s not okay is telling a woman that she isn’t beautiful or sexy because she doesn’t meet your personal body type preferences

 Everyone needs to reblog this.

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Stop apologizing for the things you enjoy eating.

Stop apologizing for the things you enjoy wearing.

Stop apologizing for how you prefer to spend your day.

Stop apologizing for the things that make you happy.

(via isolatenmedicate)


reblog if you don’t give a shit how your significant other looks as long as they love you, make you happy and support you in all your endeavors.

(via senseless-tragedy)



The home of double standards & hypocritical assholes. 

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