pantsare-forsquares:

magicalrumpustimes:

sometimes I think about this comic and I just burst out laughing 

I have reblogged this ten thousand times

(Source: meme4u)

basketc8se:

tbh a lot of jokes on tumblr that start out funny get rly annoying after a while but none pizza with left beef hasn’t gotten any less funny in like two years and I’m not sure why

sewbergamzee:

tuucker:

when youre walking past a dead body in a horror game and it suddenly comes back to life

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Oh my god you can almost hear the pug’s screams. 

thebookworm:

evilsupplyco:

Be the villain you were born to be. Stop waiting for someone to come along and corrupt you. Succumb to the darkness yourself.

This is surprisingly motivating.


diet-prozac:

Biggest plot twist in history.

(Source: andyclarks)

snorlaxatives:

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TODAY IS A MONUMENTAL DAY IN SNORLAXATIVES HISTORY WE HIT THE ULTIMATE FOLLOWER COUNT GOAL I AM SO HAPPY I LOVE YOU ALL HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY YOU BEAUTIFUL TATER TOTS

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where did this come from and why can’t I stop saying it (via alphaidiot)

(Source: mildshota)


little-miss-disney:

When pixar does the thing that makes you question if you are actually watching a children’s movie.

(Source: oxnam)


flaw-in-the-plan:

lunatoneitdown:

the face on the hot sauce is the guy who plays spongebob

literally every human character on spongebob was played by the guy who voiced spongebob

(Source: bryko)

  • gay kid: hey i like your shoes
  • straight boy: haha thanks but im straight

amerlcanapparel:

piggylippy:

amerlcanapparel:

have you ever been so attracted to someone that every little thing they do kills you because they’re so cute but it also kills you because you can’t be with them

did you mean harry styles

no i didn’t mean harry styles

the-unpopular-opinions:

This has probably been posted so many times but I’m so sick of this shit.

I’ve been relatively skinny and tiny all my life. 5’0 and 85 pounds (38.5 kg for everyone on the metric system). Never had an eating disorder or anything like that. I just have a lightning fast metabolism which is really not such a hard concept to grasp. Yet on a weekly damn near daily basis I get told I need to eat a burger or I need to go get some Mcdonalds. I even got referred to the guidance counselor. In school I got mandated to the weight room because I’m “under weight”. It makes me feel like utter shit.

Why is it ok to tell a skinny person to go eat something while it’s like a fucking war to tell a curvier (I don’t want to say the f word cause it’s really rude) to stop eating or go on a diet? Better yet why are woman putting each other down twice as much as men? An example would be that “If you’re thin you can’t get in” picture. How the hell is that socially acceptable? What ever happened to if you don’t have anything nice to say don’t say it at all? Can’t we all just agree body shaming of any shape or form is a dick move and cut it out?

Sometimes we can’t help how we are and that goes for all body types. In an ideal world we love ourselves however we are. It’s incredibly hard to do that with society telling us we have to look this way and that way to be desirable. Not every skinny person is anorexic and not every curvy person is obese, crazy right?. That’s a totally separate problem. The body shaming has to stop. It’s just mean and makes people feel horrible and puts them at risk for various eating disorders.

Just don’t be a dick.

activatedcarbon:

omegamegalomaniac:

thowegaveembell:

2chaaaain:

linzstuck:

posts saying white cis males suck

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posts saying all men suck

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friends reblogging those posts

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me wearing another hat

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me wearing another hat

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me wearing another hat

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me wearing the first hat again 

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me wearing another hat

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jackbarakatsbuttblog:

I want more tattoos and more piercings and I want to dye my hair crazy colors.

Not because I’m immature and reckless and a rebel, but because I like the way it looks, I like the style; it’s like art for your body.

Too bad art is only considered beautiful to society when it’s on painted on paper.

(Source: shimadonna)


otlgaming:

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